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Music of the Sphere

Female alien: You are about to behold the secret rebel base.
Homer: Why are they dancing? Shouldn’t they be making weapons?
Male alien: This is excellent training for the party we will throw when our rebellion succeeds.

Alien: Now look upward to see our seven suns.
Lisa: So you use a lot of solar energy?
Alien: We have federal rebates for the panels, but few take advantage of them.

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