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One of Seattle's resident geniusues, I dedicated my life to understanding one of the most fundamental problems facing humanity: how to party responsibly. Whereas a Supreme Court Justice nominee testified under oath that he has no idea how much is too much, I try to teach others while striving to maintain an Epicurean disposition of calm enjoyment.
Here is a mixtape video I was brush passed in 1995 after reporting wing domestic terrorists plotting to bomb nightclubs in the Seattle–Tacoma region trying to spoil the 1990 Goodwill Games. Go go gadget lipreading.






The philosophy of Epicurus who subscribed to a hedonistic ethics that considered an imperturbable emotional calm the highest good, held intellectual pleasures superior to others, and advocated the renunciation of momentary in favor of more permanent pleasures.
